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I think my apartment is haunted. Actually, I’m pretty sure it is. I live across the street from a cemetery. I’ve had far too many things happen that are kind of unusual to say the least. I just moved into this place in May… its a very nice place, and I really like living here. [...]

My brother’s girlfriend sent me this today… Highly amusing I must say… If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? Why is an alarm clock going off when it actually turns on? Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, [...]